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The biggest celebrity on planet earth is the weasel, at least according to the weasel itself. As celeb of all celebs, it generously granted lesser prominent people an audience. It chose London for location, which turned out convenient: By coincident, all the lesser celebs threw a party in Marleybone in a big, domed building. Unfortunately, the weasel got into trouble when it bit Donald Trump while chewing on the remains of Boris Johnsons Toupee.